House Rules · Lock screens
Put the rules where your eyes already are.
Twelve of Grandma Jo's house rules, designed as lock screens in the four house colours. You'll read one every time you pick up your phone — which, let's be honest, is often.
Grandma Jo is an AI character. The pages are very real.
Why a lock screen
The cheapest reminder you'll ever own.
It's the screen you see most.
Before the emails, before the news, before anyone else gets a word in — you get Jo.
Rules you see are rules you keep.
It's hard to forget a standard that greets you every time you unlock your phone.
It changes with you.
Twelve screens, four colours. Rotate one a week and you've got a quarter of house rules.
The set
Twelve rules. Four colours.
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Choose your way in
Start small — or take the house.
12 Lock Screens
- 12 House Rules lock screens
- Burgundy, navy, Rolex green and ivory
- High-res PNG, ready to set
The Full House
- All 12 lock screens
- The Other Side — the 90-day journal
- House Rules — 70 laws + 30 days
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Digital product: 12 PNG files, 1170 × 2532 px.
Questions
Before you ask
What size are they?
1170 × 2532 px — crisp on current iPhones, and they scale cleanly on Android phones.
How do I set one?
Save the image to your photos, open it, tap share → Use as Wallpaper (iPhone) or Set as wallpaper (Android), and choose Lock screen.
When do I get it?
Immediately. The download link lands in your inbox the moment your payment goes through — and it's on the order confirmation page too.
Who is Grandma Jo?
Jo is an AI-created character — the voice of the brand. The books were written and designed by our team, in her voice. She doesn't exist; the rules work anyway.
It costs less than the coffee you'll drink while you set it.
Grandma Jo is a fictional, AI-generated character created for The Other Side; the books were written and designed by our team in her voice. Nothing on this page is financial, legal or medical advice, and nothing here promises income or results — what changes depends entirely on what you do with the pages.
